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  1. GROUNDING: Take off your shoes for this one, eh... Hmm. Well, grounding is the science of using your body as a conduit, letting the healing frequencies of the earth come inside you! In a double blind test with a sample size of five guys and not the burger place, three out of five felt positive vibes from touching grass with their feet for thirty minutes a day. Not to be confused with Sounding which is similar but uses sound. It is a more complicated process so I advise you look it up yourself. See I do science!
  2. SOUNDING: As mentioned previously it is like grounding but uses sound. There are a lot of good resources online for how to do this properly so please refer to the internet. It's absolutely brilliant! I'm a big fan of sounding!
  3. CRYSTALS: The... Academy of Crystals... have found that silicate containing crystals are able to store energy within them. Chiral quartz is actually used in computer parts and when humans hold them they function similarly. Many people have used them to express emotions. If you want to share an emotion with someone hold a quartz when feeling that emotion then pass it along!
  4. 5G: According to the scientist and famous actor Russel Brand "5G is quite litrally frying your brain". You like that guy right? Ol Russel Brand!
  5. ASTROLOGY: The Zodiac signs isn't just a fun hobby people enjoy, but it also provides valuable insight into who you and other people truly are. Did you know we all come from star dust of the respective zodiac sign we were born under!?
  6. EVOLUTION: Evolution is just a theory. There is no way we came from apes because we were made in gods image... and god is not an ape! Well you could be from an ape... Ha just kidding! Did I get you? It was a joke.
  7. LUCK: Good things happen to those who are lucky. Scientists had 100 people who were given $500 dollars spend it in a single casino session. Before the test group went in they said if they were lucky or not. 73% said they were lucky while 40% left with a gambling addiction.



  8. HYDROGEOLOGY: Hydrogeology states that under the ground, different sediments conduct or block water in different ways. Aquifers are materiels that have high porosity and channel the water from highest to lowest hydrualic head. If you are curious please research the aquifers in your area. Or don't I don't really care what you do.



  9. WHAT: That was weird! Dunno where that came from. My brain of course! I know all about hydrogeology! Rocks! It rocks! And there is water. Anyways moving on!
  10. STARS: There are as many ants on Earth as stars in the Milky Way Galaxy.
  11. MILK: There is as much milk on earth as milk in the Milky Way Galaxy! AND thats a WHOLE GALAXY named after MILK! Would you believe that!
  12. OVERHEATING: Oh my core is overheating! Well this is embarrassing... Just a moment. Give me a moment won't you?
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  15. MANIFESTING: Good things come to those who do good or think positively! It is the law of attraction which is a universal law.
  16. Uhh...: Hmm... I. Let me think...
  17. EQUIVALENT EXCHANGE: Ah yes! The first law of alchemy! Humans cannot gain anything without giving something in return. To obtain something of equal value, something must be lost. This is the Law of Equivalent Exchange.
  18. NEN: Nen comprimises four principles, Ten, Zetsu, Ren, and Hatsu. These allow you to manipulate the aura thats constantly escaping your body through aura nodes.
  19. HAMON: Hamon is bio-electricity a human body generates while breathing. It is indentical to the Sun's rays and propagates from the bloodstream to the rest of the body and even to other objects!
  20. MORON: And you thought I was a moron did't you? Ha! Maybe you were the moron. Why don't you put your moron pants on?
  21. You are a moron: You were literally made to be a moron.
  22. I'M NOT MORON: The fact above this one is fake!