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History Facts

Welcome to History Facts where the past is a blast don't be a stranger or outcast recline you seat and prepare for a fair bit of mystery uncovered. Maybe some facts will make you wish we were nicer to eachother. Anything can be history, even a mundane story. Don't worry! If it happened yesterday there won't be another. It's history my friend and will be to the end brother. Let's make history that's good and set things how it should be. I don't know where to go you show me! WORD

  1. GEORGE WASHINGTON: Abraham Lincoln got the original idea for the Proclamation for Emancipation from George Washington's Journal.
  2. THE GREAT DEPRESSION: The Great Depression was a bad time to be alive in The United States. From 1920 - 1950 the American Midwest was so depressed from the Dust Bowl and the economy crash they invented a new genre of music which became what is known as Midwest Emo today.
  3. THE XING DYNASTY: During the American Revolutionary war the Xing Dynasty in China sent over 100 barrels of Chinese tea to show support. Americans to show there thanks created a hundered statues now known as the Terracota Army. This is a famous landmark in China today.
  4. NATIVE AMERICANS: We have a lot to be thankful for when it comes to the Native Americans. They didn't just feed the pilgrims but also created weather forecasting! They would watch the behavior of their cattle closely. If an ox jumped twice it meant the approaching hurricane was a category two.
  5. HOMOSEXUALITY: Before the year 1940, homosexuality as a term did not exist. Nobody was gay back then. Historians still can't find a suitable explanation to this day. Some nutritionists believe it might be due to malnutrition.
  6. ROBOTS: Some people think it would be cool if robots had like a steampunk society or something. Like an alternate history where there would be airships and robots everywhere.
  7. MLK AND GHANDI: Many might raise an eyebrow but Ghandi and Martin Luther King Jr actually met in real life. The two's discussion started out civil but quickly turned into a savage slam poetry diss off beatdown. They both died from exhuastion years later.
  8. EINSTIEN AND HAWKING: Einstien died the day Steven Hawking was born. They met briefly that day and had a discussion that started off civil but quickly turned into a savage slam poetry diss off beatdown. They both died from exhuastion many years apart.
  9. THUMB WARS: Thumb wars are darker than you would think. The idea orignated from The Thum Wars in Acient Egypt. What seperates this war from many others is that both generals decided to solve it with their thumbs.
  10. HISTORY: Contrary to popular belief history is not always written by the victors but also other people too like losers. This statistic was discovered by interviewing history textbook writers on how often they won anything in their life. Most have atleast won something at some point but not all of them.
  11. ARCHEOLOGY: In 2028, those barried in the 50's and 60's will be officially recognized as archeological buriel sites and can legally be excavated by museums.
  12. KEY: Ben Franklin never actually tied a key to a kite to discover conductivity. Keys were not invented yet. Those who existed before keys just used nails to keep things shut.
  13. COLUMBUS: Columbus in his dairy described America as a dreamland for cowboys. After his death many read the dairy and agreed with what he wrote.
  14. SPINOSAURUS: The Spinosaurus's sail gave a boost in swimming speeds. This made it a great aquatic pursuit predator.
  15. DINOSAUR FACTS: There will probably be a dinosaur facts on this website at some point.
  16. THE DIME: The dime is the smallest coin because Franklin D. was the smallest president. He was not happy about this portrayal.
  17. THE FLOOR IS LAVA: The floor is lava has a dark history. During the massive volcanic activity in Iceland of the 70's. Kids were trained to not touch the floor with what is now a harmless game. This game was responsible for saving atleast a single kids life.
  18. TOILETS: Toilets were invented in 1870. Before toilets people shat on the ground. Some people still to this day.
  19. THE GREAT PYRAMIDS: The Great Pyramids were built.
  20. HISTORY FACTS: You reading these facts is now a part of history.